Eating Salad Drunk:
Haikus for the Burnout Age
By Comedy Greats
Edited and curated by Gabe Henry
Foreword by Aparna Nancherla
Illustrations by Emily Flake
Coming September 2021
Jokes and haikus have a common goal: to pack the greatest punch in the most succinct way possible. In Eating Salad Drunk, today's biggest names in comedy come together to do just that, with hilarious, poignant, and (sometimes) dirty haikus about living and coping in our modern "burnout age." Contributors include Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Ian Black, Janeane Garofalo, Aubrey Plaza, Margaret Cho, Maria Bamford, Ray Romano, Aparna Nancherla, Ziwe Fumudoh, Chris Gethard, Sasheer Zamata, Colin Mochrie, Zach Woods, Mike Birbiglia, and dozens more.
The book also features 50 black and white drawings by New Yorker cartoonist Emily Flake, as well as a foreword by stand-up comedian and actor Aparna Nancherla (Crashing, BoJack Horseman, Inside Amy Schumer).
All author proceeds from the book will benefit Comedy Gives Back, a nonprofit that provides Covid relief funds, mental health support, and medical resources for comedians.
Praise for Eating Salad Drunk
“A hilarious read that also honors the origin of the haiku. No, seriously. Read the introduction and you’ll see what I mean. Yeah, I know you don’t normally read introductions but you should make an exception here. Just do it. God for once in your life, Chris, just read an entire book cover to cover would it kill you to commit fully to one goddamn thing?” —Rachel Bloom, co-creator and star of the award-winning TV series Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
“What Gabe Henry has assembled here is a sparkling collection of bright jewels of wit and wisdom for you to pick up anytime and enjoy. I keep Eating Salad Drunk in my pocket.” —Dick Cavett, Emmy Award-winning comedian and talk-show host
“I’d attempt to do this blurb in haiku form but it would never measure up to the ones in this book.” —Ira Glass, Pulitzer Prize-winning host and creator of NPR's This American Life
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